May 2013
manboobmaiden:
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
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I DONT FEEL GOOD I SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A DOCTOR
breadisjelly replied to your post: omg shut the fuck up Randi you don’t even know…
What about?
Nothing nothing NOTHng nothing omg its nothing
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omg shut the fuck up Randi you don’t even know what you’re talking about
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Wait so the wolf thing was real??
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deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
breadisjelly:
To anyone who may have a crush on me.
Don’t. I am a horrible person to like. If I don’t like you back then I’ll just end up breaking your heart. I tend to not like anyone who likes me back. I only like the girls I could never get. Only once have I liked a person who liked me back. And we dated.
In conclusion. Don’t like me. Ever.
Shut the hell up.
efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
meladoodle:
do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years
